How often do people actually ask to touch your head?

elmakias:

daily, its like a pregenant stomach

Repeat after me: I am a survivor. I am strong. I am beautiful. And I will recover.
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little-miss-disney:

When pixar does the thing that makes you question if you are actually watching a children’s movie.

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majesticlizz:

anotherboredteenager14:

i’d tap him harder than flappy bird

UNF FUCKING UNF

majesticlizz:

anotherboredteenager14:

i’d tap him harder than flappy bird

UNF FUCKING UNF

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alrightevans:

i feel sorry for every teenage girl with the last name cullen bc on every single social media site people are just gonna assume

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espeyonce:

When you accidentally type “hood” instead of “good”

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amberisntacrayon:

I was at the mall today and overheard this dude talking to two lesbian chicks. I hear him ask, “So which one of you is the guy in your relationship?” And the one girl looks into her pants and says, “It’s not me. How bout you? Are you hiding a dick in there?” Then her girlfriend looks in her pants and says, “Nope, I’m not.” Then the first chick looks at the dude and says, “Hmmm, guess that’s why we are lesbians.” And then I lost my shit.

(via idontappreciateyoursass)